To Bennifer

Oh Bennifer, the beautiful people

and their beautiful lives

or should i say lies

for 18 months you tempted us

with thoughts of booties shaking and

Paychecks raking

in the cash which you both so desperately desired.

your faces graced every cover, every mag

J.Lo, you were stealing gucci bags

Hollywood royalty they called you, and now

no more

With that big-ass nasty pink ring that she got

(is she wearing it? NO! No, she's NOT!)

You'll always be Bennifer from the block.

So raise your glass, take off your ring

to the twin Bentleys, we sing

the eulogy of your "relationship"

or should i say relationshit.

--T