Some random bits of funny from the life of Jezz.

In the Boston Metro (Boston's largest circulation daily newspaper):

Nova Scotia--A man had to be rescued by police after his cat went berserk and trapped him in a bathroom. It took two police officers and an animal control officer to subduue the 7-year-old cat. The pet was snarling and hissing at the bathroom door in the house. The animal control officer had been called by police, who were unable to catch the cat on their own. The trapped man suffered scratches in the incident.

(More evidence that cats are of the devil.)

In a handout given to all Spring Arbor University students entitled "50 Things To Do Instead of Drugs and Alcohol":

(Too many to list, so here are my favorites)

Surprise someone. Climb a tree. Kiss a parent. Learn a new language. Care for a plant. Eat licorice.

(This list actually makes me want to do drugs.)

And in a recent piece of mail:

An invitation to the Hittler-Raines wedding. (If you don't think this is drop-dead funny, I don't like you.)

--j