So, many things have changed in the land of Jezz since her last entry...
School is done for the summer. I'm home now. Which is surprisingly, wonderfully nice. Part of this might be due to the fact that I am working nights and do not see the fam for large chunks of time. The rest of this unusual happiness can probably be attributed to the mere week that I've actually spent at home. Hopefully, things don't change.
Yes, I am working nights...as a graphic designer (of sorts). And I kind of like it. Except, it's only been two days, and I can already feel my strength being drained away by those damn cubicles. I don't know what it is, but something inside of me dies each time I walk into an office of any kind... Perhaps I should look into the forest ranger industry. They don't spend no time in no stinking offices. They don't let no one boss them around, except trees.
Last night at work, I got locked in a bathroom stall. Damn freaky. It was like one of those things that you are always afraid might happen, but it never really does, because who does that happen to? Like those electric sliding doors at Walmart. I do not trust those things. And I know that one day, when I am walking through them, they will malfunction and close on me. Because me. Those things happen to me. Anyhow, I had mad-struggled with this door for a few minutes and was just about to resort to actually crawling under the stall (I panicked, man! You would, too!), when I gave the little lock thing one last good twist and it gave way. Good thing, because I was starting to doubt that I could actually fit under the stall door, and calling for help was just not an option. I guess now that it's happened, I don't have to worry about it anymore. Because who does that happen to twice? Eh?
--j
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