you guys. It's been months and months since anyone updated. Ty done gone and got himself his own INDIVIDUAL blog, and Jezzie done gone and got herself MARRIED. She is a missus now. She broke a toilet on her first day of being a housewife. I don't think she'll mind me saying that because no one reads this anyway.

I'm supposed to be finishing up an article right now, but I have to say that my procrastination skillz have reached off the chart proportions. I mean, I just keep thinking of one website after another that I have to check before I can get back to work. This is really getting stupid. I think a drinking problem would probably render me more productive than this impossible compulsive need to check The Entire Internet before I get back to The Thing I Need to Be Doing Because It's Due Tomorrow GAH.

But I couldn't handle that pathetic entry from October being up for even one more second, so there it is. And, you ask, what's new with me? I bought a video iPod. I love it unreasonably. Also, I started a membership with Netflix. I like how they let you review any movie with just the click of a button. I wish all things in life were that way, especially like at the grocery store. Cinnamon Frosted Pop Tarts? 5 stars! Recommend more things I would like based on this rating. Trader Joe's Chicken Lasagna? 1 star. Please make sure this item is removed from my sight as the thought of it makes me feel like taking to my bed.

I could probably run with that idea and turn it into an entertaining entry, but suddenly working on my article doesn't seem so bad. Thanks, internet! I love you.
-m