Okay, well, I don't really have much to share with all of you wonderfuls, but no one else is updating, so I guess I will. It's been a while since I've been able to think of anything that might possibly be funny here because the nasty-nasty weather and other miscellaneous items(war)had got me down. But alas; sunshine today and all's well. I'm even back to my normal clumsy/weird mishaps. Today, after my first class, I had curled up on the couch for a very much needed nap. Suddenly, I was wrenched from the wonderfulness that was a dream about sun drenched fields of flowers, involving me dancing around in daisy chains and buckskin (Yes, I was Native American. And I think your dreams are weird, weirdo.) by the screeching voice of the telephone. Slightly disoriented (fields gots phones?), I jumped up panickedly to find that horrible noise and make it stop, only to find that my left leg no longer existed. As I picked myself up off the floor, I realized that, oh, it was still there, just numb. Still, it took at least three more fallings and pickings up before I actually got to the phone. And by then the answering machine had kicked on, and it wasn't even a good phonecall, the bastards. Why won't they let me sleep? That's all.

-Jezzie